Once a battery has gone competely flat it's knackered. Even I you recharge it it'll let you down again.
Thanks a lot for the comprehensive reply al, cleared everything up for me, nice one. I was looking at the Varta one the other day as it happens. I think i saw a brand new one on ebay for around £60 posted.
Not sure bud but everyone seems to say it.
If it's done 82k on your car it can't be that bad!