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I like it, it looks nice.

Having thought about this more, I think you should buy the RX7.

Special needs, special car. X

Doodle though. He has things to say that make sense. And make me appear even more right than I already knew I was. None of this is said to crush Jenkerses dreams anyway. Just merely offering an insight into the ownership of a vehicle that many many people have also wanted to have over the years...

And it's Wankel.

I've never thought about contracting Leprosy. Even without visiting a Leprosy forum for pro advice.

In that case Mr Jenks should buy your mates one, 4 years ago.

1/20

Don't come out of a Honda and buy an RX7. Unless the reason you're coming out of a Honda is because you've won big on the lottery. As many people as you can find with an RX7 that doesn't cost wallet exploding amounts, there's about 20 that do. **** that ratio. Especially coming from a car...

"DESIGNED". WallPoleKemble will hear about this.

'Tis a fine car. But, no matter what you do to it, personally I think you'll still always long for another DC5. No matter how many FRSUs or tyres you throw at it. Sometimes a "better" or even a "different" car can't capture what you enjoyed with a car you used to have. If I were you, I'd keep...

Yeah **** that. I'll keep the current wheel or get some grease monkey type to change it. My face is the money maker. In other news the new coilovers ate a CV boot for fun. Something to do with angles or whatever. All I know is it cost me £30 to get someone to put a new one on. Including the...

Problem is though if I come out with you southerners and my 20 year old car goes bang, I'm 230 miles from home. You and Harv wouldn't care - you'd just wheelspin away in your new cars.

Thanks. Not sure what next. I might bin the seats off as after a 500 mile trip on Saturday I found out that they aren't that great. Apparently S2000 seats fit in but I don't think they'll look right. Either needs something period looking or maybe ATR seats. I always liked them and they don't...

FEAR NOT. Being a pikey, I put the word out on UKDMhatesyou that I wanted a new steering wheel. Didn't think it would work, but someone actually sent me a hardly used Momo wheel. In an old pizza box. Which somehow made it better. Boss too. Just have to get around to putting it on, which I CBA...

I think the performance nature of the car makes it more hotterer than if it was just a "family" car, hence the warning. Don't buy from there - buy from a grieving family. The guy I got it from said: "it was Dad's pride and joy, you'll look after it won't you?" Yes brother. Of course...

So the SMX wasn't thrilling me, especially when it blew up. So I went looking for something else. Had to be cheap as I simply do not want to spend big monies on a car at this point, yet I still want to **** about with it within reason. Looked at old Civics, coupes, all kinds of things like...

Shithouse.

Because you and Sam are so solid, this whole debacle since you originally thought you didn't love DC5s anymore and spread your oats throughout the virtual nightclub of other marques available has been your mid life affair. You'd just better pray that DC5s haven't moved on. You disgust me. I...

SELL THE WHEEL WEIGHTS.

You're deluded brother. Hondas break as per any other cars. Hondas and Nissans are both more reliable than many others, but they still break. At least admit that you're just trying to find a reason to skulk back to a DC5 you horrible rotter.

Approved. Since my DC2 I've had a procession of cheaper worse cars, losing money merrily as I go along. It's most rewarding. I'm now at the stage where my wheels are worth more than my entire car and I've never felt better. Next week I'm going to start lighting fags with £50 notes.

Sluts. It's dead. I decided to get something new (old) and on the day I got it, the SMX, clearly in protest at me cheating on it with something different, decided to get rid of its timing belt. While my friend was driving it out of Tesco car park. Told by the attending AA man that it was...

wot? In love with it again after transporting a huge sideboard from Lytham to Southport. I might have been crushed up against the dashboard due to loading issues, but by jingo it was a good journey for absolutely no reason other than it was a couple of hours just cursing about it in. I didn't...

YES. This is proper. Want.

Sounds brilliant - like it could kill you at any moment. I like it. Proper.

Looks like something from Tron. I like it.

*you're

Now we're talking. I've a feeling the S-MX requires a Clyde trip before it goes.

Had a Multipla. Well, we did at work. DNW. Eddie is calling me. I want seats like his worst shirts.

Needs must. I'm lusting after something just as sh!t now instead.

Up for sale. I KNOW.

YES. The Sptgwn as I believe it is badged, was designed solely for transporting teams of Sumo wrestlers to and from training. It shares some of the sh!t that the SMX does but it's bigger and has one of those weirdo mirrors on the back. Moar seats too.

"silly little pictures"? My ego is hurting here. Don't be bringing me into this.

I hate creativity Sid. HATE IT. Way too much glue. But thanks anyway.

Hi SK-R You don't like the glowing shifter? please tell me why? what is there not to like about it? I'd don't require a weighted shifter you see as it's an automatic, so I'm free to chose from the many styles of shifter available. 8 ball - overdone. Chrome skull - this ain't a VW son. So what...

The Llama?

No monies changed hands. Straight swap for teh Mondeo.

I think Grrr was suggesting I buy crap, which is true. I think Harv thinks he was suggesting that I buy cocaine, also known as "toot". Which I do not.

Thanks Grrr you smooth talking *******. Personally I think FN2 wheels look very nice on these but I couldn't find a set. This was one that had some GAB coilovers and FN2 wheels. Personally, I like it. I don't like the exhaust though.

Actually FML I think it was the 1989 Open. Can anyone confirm this please? it was definitely 88 or 89. He was playing Lendl and the girl had a problem with her knee or something. Agassi helped and Lendl bitched about missing his first serve. He was a real sod Lendl. Which reminds me, growing...

Ironically if I did run you down I'd then stop to pick you up and then carry your tiny body to the nearest paramedic, just like Agassi did with that ball girl in the 1988 Men's US Open.

Yes my good man - the centre vents, door handles and speaker grilles are all OEM orange. The sides not. I think they got bored when they got to the side ones. Either that or they were CRV vents (the whole thing is basically a CRV underneath anyway) and they'd run out of money by then as they'd...

I'm going to drive it into you if I ever see you.

There is just so much stuff you can buy out there. Looking at the inside of this vehicle, the one thing they haven't been shy of is orange stuff. However, they've missed a trick with the steering wheel. Boring - black. Easy to fix that. If you've wondered what the moral is - it's quite...

I like it. it looks like a you've run over a futuristic Accordion that has then become lodged in your engine bay. Now clean your car you filthy fvck.

http://www.dmb.uk.com

Go strobe or go home.

LED things arrived. And the crazy Chinese folks decided to give me 2 reels worth for the price of one. So I now have 6 metres of LEDs. With a remote. Programmable colours. Strobe, flash, fade. It's like a guarantee of chintzy unnecessary throat vomit inducing horror. Best purchase I ever did make.

Yeah I thought that too. That's why i put them on. Can't bring myself to add Type-R badges though.

Sorry man. Was at the dentist.

Your lack of approval is like a badge of honour.

What did you DO Ray?

See what Rotas cause? Division between brothers. You can even buy fake Rotas these days in a never ending mirror within a mirror abyssal scene headfvck. I'd buy them.

Oh my FVCK. This thing is incredible.

It did indeed. And underneath that expensive swathe of orange fabric lies the LED ring and 12v adapter. Surely it's the best purchase I have ever made. At lunch, it shall be fitted. Along with the head unit which just arrived too.

DAT DILDO.

You dirty boy.

DIE.

You daft racist.

Let's have a picture of Oswald Boateng to clear the palate and because his name sounds a bit like Boeing. Also he's the same colour as my car.

Just waiting for them to arrive from Hong Kong brother. Have faith.

MD idea abandoned. Managed to get a silly cheap Alpine single DIN on ebay last night. Same one I had in the DC2. Maybe I'll get another single DIN MD player and have twin head units.

SRS? I was just going to buy a cheap MD Walkman recorder thing but if you've got better begging then I'm in.

Blue one?

BASSFACE speakers are in. When I took the old ones out I found at least part of the problem - different speakers each side. Nice. Sounds much better now. But still require period double din for full effect. Also noticed this on one of the old speakers. METAL SPUTTERING OLEFIN Which, I...

All winners start with a Fezza. Mine was a yellow mk2. 1.1 Popular.

YES. I'm starting to get impatient waiting for a decent one to come up. Stoke boy is going to take ages to get his new one so I've been browsing around but nothing good out there. I may be forced to get an old style head unit and a multi changer MD thing for the boot. For period detail I've...

Once they are replaced I'm going to poke an unravelled coat hanger through the cones of them. I'll tell them you passed on your regards too.

Or grille glue.

I know nothing of in car entertainment sh!t. NOTHING. Speaker in N/S door was rattling and it looked a bit crap so I decided to replace. It was a Sony XPLOD or something youth sounding. I tried to put aside 5 minutes to learn about stereos and speakers and things, but turns out it's boring. So...

New speakers yeah? safe.

Unfortunately not. If you could get something like that, I would.

I think the light up bit is an afterthought so rather brilliantly if you want that feature, you have to have a wire dangling from your gear selector to your cigarette lighter socket. Adds to the overall look IMO.

Shopping for this beast of a machine is fantastic because you can pretend that everything you're buying is seated deeply in ironic statement whereas actually, its stuff that is disgusting and gaudy and horrible and sad and pathetic and childish and that's the very reason you're weirdly attracted...

IT LIGHTS UP.

Orange/pink big dildo looking gear selector ordered.

I'll make up for it in neons.

Fvck the scene. I'm getting neons.

Bid him up Dave Hester style. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAeifTtluvg

Did think about red, but the DC2 had red wheels on black. Plus they were already white, and I'm a lazy fvck with zero patience.

Scabby EP3 wheels go bye bye. Nankang time please Mr Tyre fitter. Happy. Could do with lowering, but I CBA with that hassle ATM.

Fear not. It was said in jest. I like those Type-S Accords. The Tourers are MASSIVE. Friend of mine bought a non Type-S diesel version for his regular long commute to North Yorkshire from Southport. It's currently on about 230k and just keeps going. Massive car, lots of standard equipment...

Remember to close door before buckling up.

Tatartan harnesses.

SMX. Thread closed.

I hope she sent them a "terse" reply.

I have no retort.

Mods - can you have a word with Braveheart about his avatar please? That geezer stands accused of bald purse tickling and had the audacity to paint a picture of HRH (probably painted NUDE before he covered her with clothes). I don't want it in my thread.

Mine has shitty wheels and wind deflectors you crunt. And if it's the Lowdown version the arch gap will be less than usual. Have you actually been paying attention? As for speed - 2.0 litres my man. Pure torke. BTW - Nankangs were just delivered by a dead eyed goon. He asked my surname, I...

Both of those features you mention come on any of the range as standard.

I'd hoped you'd died in that Tough Bender competition thing you'd taken part in. Alas that doesn't seem to be the case. Was it the standard version, 4X4 version or the Lowdown version you saw? Probably doesn't matter - they all look the same really. I'm glad you don't like it though. I...

Get a new head unit ASAP.

YES.

Is it really dated and weird? if so it's exactly what I'm after.

You've got one? For sale?