I think Dinosaurs still exist...

[eptrois]

Left the house to be welcomed by this monstrosity (and I dont mean my rear window tint, yes, I know its embarassing )

I washed it off only find that the paint underneath now looks completely ruined. Looks like it has almost bubbled. Is there anyway I can get this out? Will it polish out? I know people say bird poo, or in this case, dinosaur poo can damage your paint but I have never had this problem until now....

http://imgur.com/Vlowybh

 

[Ed]

Looks almost like vomit

 

[Shoonk]

Splat!!!
Bird poo marked my paint I've tried polishing out with a compound polish using a machine polisher and the mark still remains it has helped a little though. I think the only way I'll get rid of it is taking to the pro's.
But try that first it's the cheapest option.

 

[eptrois]

Nice one. A friend has a clay bar so I will let him have a go at it.

Thinking of a nice shiny replacement Cosmic Grey Type R or a DC5 next year - car cover will definately be purchased as I have a big tree next to the drive.